⚡️ Okay, buckle up, because we're going full-on crypto-crazy❗️
🤓Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Ethereum❓️
Because he found out she was just gaslighting him about their future, kept telling him he was "too volatile," and honestly, he was tired of all her smart contracts just leading to more transaction fees and network congestion❗️
👨🚀 He said, " Look, I'm a store of value, not your decentralized drama queen! I'm going back to my solo mining, where at least I know the only fork I'll encounter is at dinner❗️ "
...And then he promptly invested in a new meme coin called "DogecoinFlokiInuMoonRocketToMars" and lost everything, proving that even Bitcoin isn't immune to FOMO and bad decisions in the decentralized Wild West❗️