So there's this man in the dusty little town of Blocksville, Texas, a farmer named Orlando James decided he was tired of selling cows the old-fashioned way. Orlando had recently attended a “Crypto for Cowboys” seminar at the local saloon, hosted by a guy named Randy who wore mirrored sunglasses indoors and called himself a “blockchain wrangler.”
Orlando returned to his ranch full of inspiration and immediately minted an NFT for each of his cows. He called them MooCoinz. “Each cow is a unique asset on the blockchain,” he explained to his confused horse, Biscuit.
Soon, word spread. Tech bros from Silicon Valley started bidding on the MooCoinz. They were fascinated. “This one’s got freckles AND a nose ring,” said one guy in a Patagonia vest. “That’s definitely a rare trait.”
Within a week, Orlando had sold 38 NFTs representing cows he still physically owned. He was rich. Richer than he’d ever been. He bought a golden tractor, a VR headset for Biscuit, and subscribed to Elon Musk’s exclusive newsletter, “Moons or Bust.”
But things went south when one of the buyers, an 18-year-old crypto millionaire named Edward, showed up demanding to "see his cow IRL."
Orlando scratched his head. “See, son, you own the cow... digitally. You can stare at its picture anytime you want. You even got a GIF of her chewing cud.”
GamerWolf was not amused. “I bought Cow #17 because I wanted real milk, dude. Organic, grass-fed, straight from the udder.”
To avoid a crypto-related duel at dawn, Orlando had no choice but to start mailing weekly jars of milk to every MooCoin holder. His postman quit. Biscuit developed a caffeine addiction trying to help out.
Then came the worst part: someone launched a rug-pull scam by creating fake MooCoinz, with cows photoshopped to look like they had six legs and glow-in-the-dark spots. Prices plummeted. Orlando's golden tractor was repossessed by a company called DeFi Tow Bros.
In the end, Orlando decided to go back to traditional farming. He still kept one NFT though — Cow #1 — as a reminder.
“Don’t trust a cow you can’t milk,” he muttered, sipping digital coffee in his digital barn on Decentraland.#BinanceHODLerHOME #binancehumor #altcoins #CryptoNewss
