📰 BREAKING NEWS: The $HMSTR Token falls harder than a sleepy hamster from a treadmill! 🐹📉

CryptoZoo Times | June 12, 2025

In what analysts are calling "the softest collapse in crypto history," the HMSTR Token has plummeted an astonishing 42% in 24 hours, rolling downhill faster than a hamster in a paper towel tube.

Once considered the crown jewel of Telegram's tap-to-earn games, HMSTR has now become the latest victim of the hamster wheel economy. The market was stunned as price charts crashed, resembling a hamster failing a jump and splatting into a bowl of water.

Highlights from the chaos:

🐹 "I sold my fridge to buy HMSTR... now I'm storing my disappointment in an ice bucket." – Former Army Commander Hammy

📉 "Even my Tamagotchi portfolio is outperforming it." – Regretful early investor

💬 Reports indicate that Telegram moderators have shifted their focus from price predictions to guided breathing exercises and daily hamster memes for moral support.

🚨 Insiders say the collapse may have been triggered during a live stream when Hammy, the rodent CEO of the token, sat on the 'sell all' button while launching for a sunflower seed. A developer admitted: "We didn't secure the control room against hamsters."