$HMSTR Here's a funny fake news article about a dump in HMSTR (Hamster Kombat Token) price:
📰 BREAKING: HMSTR Token Falls Harder Than a Sleepy Hamster Off a Treadmill! 🐹📉
CryptoZoo Times | June 12, 2025
In an unexpected twist of fate, HMSTR Token has nosedived faster than a hamster running in reverse on a crypto wheel.
After hitting all-time highs fueled by pixelated punches and Telegram hype, HMSTR took a dramatic plunge today, dropping 42% in 24 hours, prompting panic in the "Hammy Army" and confusion in confused pet stores worldwide.
Top headlines from the crypto chaos:
🐹 "I sold my fridge to buy HMSTR, now I'm cooling my tears with ice cubes!" – A devoted fan
📉 "Even my Tamagotchi is performing better!" – An early investor
🚨 Telegram chat moderators are now offering emotional support instead of price predictions
Insiders report the dump was caused when Hammy the CEO accidentally sat on the "sell all" button during a livestream snack break. Sources say he was "just trying to grab a sunflower seed."
Meanwhile, rival coin CATCOIN tweeted, "Told ya not to trust a hamster with your wallet."
Despite the chaos, die-hard believers are HODLing tight, stating:
"We ride together, we squeak together. HMSTR for life."
Financial experts recommend caution, but also admit:
"Frankly, we didn’t think this game-token hamster thing would last past Tuesday."
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