It's been ten years, and we're finally breaking up.

A couple of days ago, I woke up to find a small patch on my butt turned red. After some analysis, I realized it was due to excessive moisture. In the past, Quiet Brother was a little kid who couldn't handle life without beverages. Now, it's really strange to type with my butt sticking out and my waist bent, especially since I applied ointment that turned purple, so my butt is now directly purple. Students who love to drink beverages, take note: don't laugh so recklessly; you might be the next one with a red or purple butt.

All beverages contain ingredients that are hard to define, especially colored drinks, which can create an elusive illusion. If you like drinking beverages, there's a 90% chance you'll end up with a red butt. Here, Quiet Brother sincerely tells everyone to drink more plain water. Now, I have to stick my butt out even when looking at my phone, and with the ointment on, I can only play with my phone lying down. This leads to either twisting my body like a snake or lying flat like a turtle.

I switched from colored drinks to colorless mineral water, but I didn't expect to still end up with a red and purple butt. I really can't hold it anymore. Let's break up, damn mineral water. #山寨币ETF展望