"Dude held $FLOKI since 2021. No staking, no trading, no drama. Just diamond hands and vibes."

Meanwhile, me:

– Panic sold on a random Saturday night because the candles looked spooky

– FOMO’d back in after a TikTok with Viking music and bad TA

– Took profits too early (aka barely broke even)

– Watched the chart like it was a cheating ex

– Missed the breakout because I blinked… or maybe peed, who knows

Now he’s buying virtual land and tweeting inspirational quotes.

I’m over here converting my remaining USDT into instant noodles and wondering if hot sauce counts as a luxury expense.

Crypto is easy, they said.