#CryptoFees10

**Crypto Fees 101 – Death by a Thousand Tiny Cuts**

Welcome to *Crypto Fees 101*, where your profits go to die... one sneaky transaction at a time.

Buy a coin? Fee. Sell a coin? Fee. Breathe near a blockchain? FEE! It’s like tipping your waiter, bartender, and landlord—every time you click.

And let’s not forget gas fees—because why wouldn’t it cost \$42 to send \$12 worth of ETH at 4am?

Just when you think you're in profit, the fees slide in like, “Hey buddy, remember me?”

Pro tip: Always check the fee before trading, or your portfolio might look like it got mugged in a dark alley. 🕵️‍♂️💸