🚀 When Your Portfolio Moonwalks… Backwards 🕺

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Ever checked your portfolio at 2 AM, convinced you’re the next Satoshi, only to find your coins performing the Macarena in reverse? Yep, welcome to crypto.

Let’s be honest — we’ve all had that “I should’ve sold at ATH” moment. You bought the dip. Then the dip dipped. Then it invited its cousin, the plunge. Still, you proudly updated your Twitter bio to #HODLgang.

But crypto isn’t just a game of gains — it’s a lifestyle. One where your emotional state swings more than a leveraged XRP long. Where you pretend to understand macroeconomic data, but really just trade off vibes and memes.

📉 The 5 Stages of a Bad Trade:

1. Denial: “It’s just a healthy correction.”

2. Anger: “WHO SOLD?! I just entered a 50x long!”

3. Bargaining: “Dear blockchain gods, pump it once more, I swear I’ll exit.”

4. Depression: Deletes Binance app.

5. Acceptance: “Buy the dip?” 👀

✨ Pro Tips for Survival:

• Never trade on an empty stomach. The only thing worse than red candles is red candles and low blood sugar.

• Don’t take financial advice from someone named “CryptoWizard420.”

• Remember: “If it sounds too good to be true, it’s probably a new meme coin.”

🌕 Still Dreaming of the Moon?

Good. That’s what keeps the crypto world turning. Because behind every rugged chart is a trader with diamond hands, caffeine in their bloodstream, and hope in their heart.

So whether your bags are pumping or dumping — just know you’re not alone. We’re all riding this blockchain rollercoaster together. Screaming, memeing, and maybe even profiting.

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Tag a friend who’s still holding their $PEPE since April 🐸👇

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