When Your Altcoin Hits +5%…

+5% pump? That’s it — I’m quitting my job, buying a Lambo, and sliding into Elon’s DMs.

The truth?

I’m still underwater since I aped in during 2021’s hype.

That “Lambo” is a red Hot Wheels car on my desk.

And Elon? Still ignoring me — even though I tweeted him in all caps… twice.

But for five glorious minutes, I was a crypto king.

Never underestimate the dopamine of green candles.