#CryptoFees101 : Ah yes, fees — the invisible gremlins nibbling at your bags. 💸👻

You think you're up 10%, but surprise! The exchange took a little "thank you" bite. There are maker fees, taker fees, gas fees, withdrawal fees… pretty soon your coins are like, “We were never yours.” 😅

Ever sent $50 and paid $30 to do it? Welcome to the blockchain toll booth. Ethereum during a meme frenzy? Better mortgage your Wi-Fi.

But hey, knowledge is power! Pick low-fee platforms, avoid FOMO trades, and don’t forget to double-check before hitting send on that cross-chain bridge to nowhere.

So next time you're trading, pause and whisper sweet nothings to your fees—they’re always listening. 🎧💼