If Elon Musk were a crypto coin, here’s a funny take:
🚀 Coin Name: $MUSKMOON
Tagline:
“Volatile. Visionary. Very memeable.”
Ticker Behavior:
Pumps on tweets.
Dumps on silence.
Forks itself just to prove a point.
Whitepaper Summary:
Backed by Dogecoin vibes and Mars ambition.
Uses AI to mine memes.
Built on a blockchain that changes consensus every time Elon gets bored.
Tokenomics:
🔄 69% for memes
🐶 20% to Doge holders
📈 11% randomly disappears into space
Warning:
Holding $MUSKMOON may result in spontaneous rocket launches, electric car obsessions, and an urge to name your kids X Æ A-12.
