#CryptoCharts101 #TradingMistakes101
💰 “Bitcoin is my savings account — with drama.”
📉 “Altcoins: where hope meets volatility.”
🔐 “Trust the blockchain... but still lose your keys.”
🚀 “HODL: Because selling at a loss is too mainstream.”
🧠 “In crypto we trust — until the Wi-Fi goes out.”
⏰ “One minute you’re a millionaire, the next you’re Googling ‘How to return ramen noodles.’”
🥲 “Staking coins sounds a lot cooler than watching them do nothing.”
🤡 “Invested in a meme coin — now I’m the meme.”
🛸 “To the moon? Bro, I’m still trying to afford gas fees.”
🧽 “My portfolio’s so clean, it wiped out all my gains.”