💥 A Day in the Life of Every Crypto Trader:
8:00 AM: “This is it. Moon incoming❗
10:00 AM: “Hmm… red candles? Just a dip. Buying more! 💵”
1:00 PM: Still red. “Maybe I need to meditate. 🧘♂️”
5:00 PM: “WHO’S DUMPING?!?” Rage-tweeting at mystery whales 😤
8:00 PM: “It’s fine. I’m in this for the long run. I HODL.” Cries while refreshing portfolio 😭
11:59 PM: “Tomorrow is the real breakout. I believe. 🙏”
If this sounds like you… you’re not alone 😂
Crypto isn’t just trading — it’s emotional warfare with candlesticks. Stay strong, legends.