#CryptoCharts101 beginner lessons on cryptocurrency charts – where traders look and pretend to understand, then... place orders based on instinct 😅. Below is a humorous summary:

Crypto charts look like a heartbeat graph after drinking strong coffee – unpredictable ups and downs. Newcomers often zoom in on the red candles and panic, seeing a green candle and going "all-in like they've never lost". Some learn a few terms like RSI, MACD, support, resistance – but still place orders when RSI > 90, then wonder "why did it crash?" 📉

👉 Lesson: Reading charts is not for... playing guess the candle color, but to understand market behavior. And remember, the trendline is not a magic wand.