CryptoCharts101 is the beginner's lesson on cryptocurrency charts – where traders look at it and pretend to understand, then... place orders based on intuition 😅. Below is a humorous summary:
Crypto charts look like a heartbeat graph after drinking strong coffee – wildly fluctuating and unpredictable. Newbies often zoom in on the red candles and panic, seeing a green candle and going "all-in like they've never lost". Some learn a few terms like RSI, MACD, support, resistance – but still place orders when RSI > 90, then wonder, "why did it crash?" 📉
👉 Lesson: Reading charts is not about... guessing candle colors, but understanding market behavior. And remember, the trendline is not a magic wand