#CryptoCharts101 "Rise like foam, fall like your self-esteem" – Basic guide to reading charts without crying

🔍 #CryptoCharts101

Have you ever wondered why every time you buy Bitcoin, the market drops as if your decision were a gypsy curse? Welcome to CryptoCharts101, where you will learn to read charts and hopefully stop being the market's scapegoat.

📉 Understanding candlesticks (without catching fire)

Candles are not for praying when the market falls. They are a visual tool that shows:

Green body: momentary joy.

Red body: depression with an expiration date.

Long wicks: manipulation, doubt, or whales playing with your emotions.

📊 Supports and resistances (like your toxic relationships)

Support: the level where the price "should" stop before falling further. Spoiler: sometimes it doesn't, like your friends when you need them the most.

Resistance: where the price usually halts before rising. Like that raise that never comes.

📈 Trends: bullish or suicidal?

Bullish trend: when everything goes up and you didn’t get in.

Bearish trend: when you got in and everything falls.

Lateral movement: when the market gets bored and decides to punish you for having hopes.

⚠️ Technical indicators to look pro (and lose in style)

RSI: tells you if something is "overbought"... like your faith in bounces.

MACD: two lines dancing salsa while you cry.

Volume: if it drops, no one believes in this. If it rises, everyone regrets it later.

💀 The final advice

Never invest more than you are willing to lose… or bury alongside your dignity. Studying charts does not guarantee profits, but at least you will know why you are losing —and that, in this world, is already half a victory.