#CryptoCharts101 – Where Lines Speak Louder Than Words

Welcome to the magical world of crypto charts—where red candles break hearts and green ones mend them (temporarily).

Think you’re just looking at lines? Think again. That “head and shoulders” isn't a shampoo—it’s a pattern that traders obsess over more than their ex’s Insta stories. Bollinger Bands? They're not music groups, but they do make noise when price breaks out. And MACD? It's not a burger, but it might help you eat if you trade it right.

Reading charts is less about seeing the future and more like spotting the storm before the umbrella flips. Add some RSI, a dash of volume, and voilà—you’re either a market whisperer or about to yell at your screen.

Lesson one: always respect the chart.

Lesson two: the chart doesn’t care about your feelings.