🌙💥 Last night I dreamed my meme coin hit $1...
And the universe bent around me.
💰 Wallet: $12,000,000
🚗 Lambo? Not on Earth. Bought it on the moon.
👩👦 Mom: “That’s my boy—the Crypto King.”
🧵 Elon quote-tweeted me: "Legend."
📺 CNN, BBC, even Joe Rogan:
> “The youngest crypto millionaire has arrived.”
📈 I was flying.
Through charts, stars, and zeroes.
Binance lit up like a galaxy.
Altcoins? They were doing ballet.
Then I woke up.
🛏️💀
Portfolio: $3.72
Vibes: demolished.
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💭 But who knows...
Maybe tonight we ride again.
#altcoinseason #BigTechStablecoin #tothemoon #CryptoVision #Web3
