$USDC Tonight's Non-Farm Payroll = Crypto Murder Mystery!

The elite's scythe is ready——

Countdown to the U.S. May Non-Farm Payroll! Three deadly predictions:

🔥 Hegemonic Harvest Logic: Data > 100,000 = Interest rate cut dream shattered → BlackRock dumps BTC for U.S. Treasuries; < 100,000 = Recession panic → Grayscale crushes RWA concept coins!

💣 Retail Slaughterhouse: USDT/USDC reserves increased by 2 billion last night, stablecoins become “de-pegging landmines,” on-chain liquidation orders reach annual peak!

🐳 Whale Spy Shadows: 3 mysterious addresses hoard 63,000 ETH options, betting on volatility breaking historical percentiles — Non-Farm Payroll is just Wall Street's T+1 ATM!

Outrageous claim: Economic data? False! Just a ripening agent for the retail investors in the dealer's script!