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🧠 Binance Be Like…

Welcome to Binance, where your money goes to the gym —

🚀 Sometimes it bulks up, sometimes it just… vanishes into cardio. 💨

Wallet balance at night: “I’m rich, baby!” 💸

Wallet balance in the morning: “Who stole my dreams?” 😭

On Binance:

One moment you’re a crypto king 👑

Next moment, you’re Googling “How to explain to mom I lost everything in a candle.” 🕯️📉

Trading tip:

> “Don’t fall in love with a coin — it won’t love you back. Especially not SHIBA.” 🐕

And remember: 📉 If red candles scare you, don’t worry.

They scare everyone… except your ex — who somehow bought the dip perfectly. 😩