Rebirth: From BOB's Graveyard to JAGER Rocket #bob
In my last life, I was driven to desperation by BOB, the dealer smashed the pan early in the morning, and the K-line was like a blood-dripping blade, shattering the savings I painstakingly accumulated like a beast of burden. Just before I closed my eyes, all I could hear was the alarm of the exchange blowing up my account, like a funeral dirge being played for me.
Suddenly, when I opened my eyes again, I was clutching the three coins given by rebirth, my fingers pale. The crypto world is still that cannibalistic casino, but this time I saw new hope in JAGER—the project party is handing the keys to the treasury to the community: the token burn announcement burning red in the sky, the liquidity pool's iron door welded shut, and airdrop benefits making people's heads spin. The craziest is the V3 pool, 0 tax! The returns are much fatter than just holding coins, this is no mining, it's the project party stewing meat soup in the mine pit!
When the APY numbers of the V3 pool started jumping like crazy, I grinned at my phone. The dog's scythe? This time I'm riding JAGER's rocket launcher, with the muzzle aimed right at their grave dancing.
Luckily, in this life, I made the right choice.