#TrumpVsMusk **"Trump vs. Musk: The Duel of the Biggest Ego"**

In one corner, **Donald Trump**, the man who proclaimed himself "stable genius". In the other, **Elon Musk**, the guy who wants to colonize Mars but still hasn't solved the trolls on X. Who wins in this battle of narcissistic titans?

Trump promises **"to make America great again... again"**, while Musk tweets **cryptic memes** at 3 a.m. One wants a wall, the other, a hyperloop tunnel. Both believe they are the smartest on the planet (spoiler: they're not).

The verdict? **Technical tie.** Two egos, one universe: ours, which suffers. 🍿