so boom 💥 trump really said “nah i’m out” and dumped elon’s red tesla 😭 bro got that model s back in march like “yo i’m ridin wit elon”... now he’s like “f*** that guy” 💔💀
this started out like some tech bromance — like billionaire besties throwin thumbs up in tweets n shii but now?? it’s a full-on celebrity divorce meets space soap opera 😭🧼
trump ain’t even tryna call elon back white house said he done — not texting, not calling, not even ghosting… just blocked 💀 and elon? bro acting like your dramatic ex — posting random sh*t, deleting tweets, playing both sides like “maybe we cool… or maybe not 😏”
behind the scenes? elon tried to pull a flex, said he might shut down those spaceX dragon missions to the ISS 🚀 but next day? he backed off like “nah jk we good” 🤡 enter billionaire uncle mode — bill ackman shows up like “c’mon boys, do it for the country 🫡” and elon hits him with the driest “you’re not wrong” ever 😐 like bro that ain’t helpin anyone lol
but this drama ain’t just spicy gossip — this bout money moves elon’s companies been milkin gov contracts like it’s thanksgiving dinner 🍗 but if trump pulls those deals? elon’s bag goin straight into the shredder 💸🩸
and don’t think trump walkin away clean elon dropped $275M to back his campaign in 2024 and had another $100M lined up 💀 so if this bromance flops? they BOTH takin massive Ls 🤕
like fr they both standin there with their egos floatin higher than a falcon 9 rocket and we just sittin on the sideline like 🍿 watching billionaire beef get grilled in public 😂
yooo don’t dip yet 👊 like the post if you vibin w the chaos drop a comment like you droppin hot takes in a chai dhaba 🤯 and bruh — follow your boy cuz this desi don got the game on lock i’m not sayin i’ll make you rich... but i’m also not not sayin it 😎💸
ride or cry later 🛸