#TrumpVsMusk Trump vs. Elon Musk: The Billionaire Breakup No One Saw Coming 🤯
It finally happened: Elon Musk and Donald Trump broke up, and no, this isn’t a Netflix drama — it’s real life, and Wall Street is crying in the corner.
💥 The drama began when Musk looked at Trump’s fancy new tax-and-spend bill and said,
“Ew. Disgusting. An abomination.”
(Kinda like someone reviewing their ex’s cooking on Yelp.)
🧨 Trump, never one to take shade quietly, basically yelled:
“Oh yeah? Say goodbye to your sweet government contracts, Elon.”
SpaceX and Tesla, please report to the broke zone.
🔥 Elon clapped back like a jilted lover in a soap opera:
“Impeach Trump!”
And just to stir the pot, he added:
“Without me, he would’ve totally lost the election.”
(Translation: "I made you, babe!")
📉 Meanwhile, Tesla's stock did the stock market version of a nervous breakdown:
Down 14% in one day = $150 BILLION vanishes faster than Elon changes Twitter’s logo.
Trump’s Media stock also tripped on the runway. Oops.
😱 GOP strategists are now sweating bullets because Silicon Valley might ghost Trump, and Elon’s wallet might go… elsewhere.
👎 Trump’s official response? “Not interested in talking to Musk.”
(Savage. Straight to voicemail.)
The feud is still going strong — insults are flying, money is burning, and somewhere a stockbroker is screaming into a pillow.