#TrumpVsMusk Trump vs. Elon Musk: The Billionaire Breakup No One Saw Coming 🤯

It finally happened: Elon Musk and Donald Trump broke up, and no, this isn’t a Netflix drama — it’s real life, and Wall Street is crying in the corner.

💥 The drama began when Musk looked at Trump’s fancy new tax-and-spend bill and said,

“Ew. Disgusting. An abomination.”

(Kinda like someone reviewing their ex’s cooking on Yelp.)

🧨 Trump, never one to take shade quietly, basically yelled:

“Oh yeah? Say goodbye to your sweet government contracts, Elon.”

SpaceX and Tesla, please report to the broke zone.

🔥 Elon clapped back like a jilted lover in a soap opera:

“Impeach Trump!”

And just to stir the pot, he added:

“Without me, he would’ve totally lost the election.”

(Translation: "I made you, babe!")

📉 Meanwhile, Tesla's stock did the stock market version of a nervous breakdown:

Down 14% in one day = $150 BILLION vanishes faster than Elon changes Twitter’s logo.

Trump’s Media stock also tripped on the runway. Oops.

😱 GOP strategists are now sweating bullets because Silicon Valley might ghost Trump, and Elon’s wallet might go… elsewhere.

👎 Trump’s official response? “Not interested in talking to Musk.”

(Savage. Straight to voicemail.)

The feud is still going strong — insults are flying, money is burning, and somewhere a stockbroker is screaming into a pillow.