You really can’t make it up.

Clemente buys $HYPE

It sells off

Whole market rallies so I buy $HYPE thinking his curse broke.

Now immediately after that we got Elon n Trump fighting, causing everything to sell off

&& then a old Private Key issue that has compromised wallets on Hyperliquid which led to a red day when the market is green.

For the love of my bags, just go up please.