🎭 Santa Barbara, billionaire edition 🎭
Trump: "I am very disappointed in Elon."
💥 (in reaction to Elon’s comments on the new bill)
Elon: "That’s false. I was never even shown the bill before its adoption."
⚡ (Elon's classic meter — direct, cold, and public)
💔 Is the world's richest bromance collapsing... live on X?
🚬 Will they unsubscribe from each other afterwards?
📉 Will they fall $BTC if they separate?
Stay tuned — same time, same chaos.