📘 Crypto Dictionary for Lost (and Curious) Beginners 😅
You entered the world of crypto and now it seems like everyone is speaking a secret language? Don’t worry, I’ll translate for you! 🤓💰
🥲 HODL: It was supposed to be "HOLD", but a guy mistyped it in a forum in 2013 and it became a religion. It means: don’t sell, even when everything is crashing.
📉 Bear Market: Bear market. It means everything is dropping, general crying, and you start thinking about selling the fridge.
📈 Bull Market: Bull market. When everything is going up, even self-esteem. You think you’re a financial genius.
🚀 To the moon: When people believe that the price will rise so much that it will pass the Moon and reach Mars.
💎🙌 Diamond Hands: Those who hold onto their cryptos even in despair. Jedi-level patience (or stubbornness).
🧻🙌 Paper Hands: Sells at the first drop. Buys Bitcoin in the morning, sells in the afternoon because it dropped R$ 20.
👀 DYOR (Do Your Own Research): Before investing in any project, research. Because crying on Twitter won’t help later.
🔥 Rug Pull: When the creator of a project disappears with the money and leaves you with a useless token and eternal trauma.
🎢 Volatility: One day you’re rich, the next you’re asking for a discount on a pastry. Welcome to the crypto world!
