🚀 Mars under sanctions? Trump is building a wall, and Musk is already there!

While Earth debates borders, Elon Musk has already landed on Mars with Wi-Fi faster than yours at home. Trump promised to 'not let Elon in,' but it seems he just swiped a key card and connected to Starlink.

Elon: "I already have a ticket. And the ping — like in Binance Futures."

👉 Important: the article is humorous and is not a news material. Everything happening is fictional, except perhaps for the speed of Martian Wi-Fi 😉

But there’s a moral: while some build walls, others launch rockets. Don’t slow down — fly into Web3.

🙌 Would you choose Earth, the Moon, or Mars? Write in the comments where you would build your crypto-empire 😎 #TrumpVsMusk