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Every month since January, it's been the same broken record:
๐ January: "Altseason starts tomorrow!"
๐ February: "Altseason starts tomorrow!"
๐ March: "This is it, boys!"
๐ April: "Rotation is definitely coming."
๐ May: โETH breakout = moon soon!โ
๐ June: Still holding bags like a champ ๐งณ๐ซ
Meanwhile, my portfolio?
๐ Looks like it survived a market apocalypse โ
๐งโโ๏ธ Zombie coins.
๐ฉป Rug burns.
๐ And a few "promising projects" that now tweet motivational quotes instead of dev updates.
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Letโs be honest:
Altseason is starting to feel like cryptoโs version of ๐ฎ Half-Life 3 โ
Everyone talks about it.
No oneโs seen it.
And it might never launch until we all give up hope. ๐คก
But hereโs the spicy truth ๐ถ๏ธ:
Altseason wonโt knock. Itโll just show up one day while youโre AFK.
No warning. No sirens. No influencers yelling โTO THE MOOOON!โ ๐๐
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So, what should we do in the meantime?
โ DCA into solid projects ๐ง
โ Donโt chase every pump ๐ซ๐
โ Touch grass ๐ฑ
โ Hydrate ๐ฅค
โ Mentally prepare to become a meme if it all goes to zero ๐ชฆ
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๐ก Final thought:
The loudest voices saying "Altseason is coming" are often the ones with the biggest bags to dump. Donโt be exit liquidity. ๐ ๐ธ
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TL;DR
Yes, altseason will happen.
No, you won't see it coming.
Just keep calm and HODL on. ๐ซก
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