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Every month since January, it's been the same broken record:

๐Ÿ“… January: "Altseason starts tomorrow!"

๐Ÿ“… February: "Altseason starts tomorrow!"

๐Ÿ“… March: "This is it, boys!"

๐Ÿ“… April: "Rotation is definitely coming."

๐Ÿ“… May: โ€œETH breakout = moon soon!โ€

๐Ÿ“… June: Still holding bags like a champ ๐Ÿงณ๐Ÿซ 

Meanwhile, my portfolio?

๐Ÿ“‰ Looks like it survived a market apocalypse โ€”

๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Zombie coins.

๐Ÿฉป Rug burns.

๐Ÿ’” And a few "promising projects" that now tweet motivational quotes instead of dev updates.

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Letโ€™s be honest:

Altseason is starting to feel like cryptoโ€™s version of ๐ŸŽฎ Half-Life 3 โ€”

Everyone talks about it.

No oneโ€™s seen it.

And it might never launch until we all give up hope. ๐Ÿคก

But hereโ€™s the spicy truth ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ:

Altseason wonโ€™t knock. Itโ€™ll just show up one day while youโ€™re AFK.

No warning. No sirens. No influencers yelling โ€œTO THE MOOOON!โ€ ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒ•

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So, what should we do in the meantime?

โœ… DCA into solid projects ๐Ÿง 

โœ… Donโ€™t chase every pump ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ“ˆ

โœ… Touch grass ๐ŸŒฑ

โœ… Hydrate ๐Ÿฅค

โœ… Mentally prepare to become a meme if it all goes to zero ๐Ÿชฆ

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๐Ÿ’ก Final thought:

The loudest voices saying "Altseason is coming" are often the ones with the biggest bags to dump. Donโ€™t be exit liquidity. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ธ

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TL;DR

Yes, altseason will happen.

No, you won't see it coming.

Just keep calm and HODL on. ๐Ÿซก

$ALT $MEME

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