🏟️ Title: "Battle of the Billionaire Egos: #Trump vs. Elon Musk"
Scene: UFC Cage Match, Live on Pay-Per-View
Commentators: Joe Rogan and a confused robot built by Elon
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🎤 Joe Rogan: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most unpredictable fight in human history — Trump vs. Musk! A battle of brains, biceps, and billion-dollar egos!"
Round 1: The Flex-Off
💪 Trump enters in a gold-sequined robe, yelling “MAKE PUNCHES GREAT AGAIN!”
🚀 Elon shows up in an Iron Man suit he built last night using leftover Tesla parts and Dogecoin.
Trump: “I have the best punches. People are saying, tremendous punches.”
Elon: “Initiating Falcon-Punch Protocol.”
Trump tries to body slam Elon but ends up tangled in his own red tie.
Elon activates a neuralink and tweets mid-fight: "Launching TrumpCoin next week. Fight me, SEC."
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Round 2: Weaponized Nonsense
🔥 Trump pulls out a cheeseburger.
⚡ Elon pulls out a flamethrower that says “Not A Flamethrower.”
Trump throws the burger.
Elon dodges but slips on ketchup.
Joe Rogan: “He’s down! HE’S DOWN! And now tweeting from the floor!”
Robot co-commentator: “ERROR: Ego overload detected.”
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Final Round: The Dance-Off
🎵 Trump starts breakdancing… or trying. Something’s breaking. Probably a hip.
🎵 Elon moonwalks, then launches a tiny Starlink satellite from his shoe.
Both collapse from exhaustion and sheer confusion.
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🏁 Winner?
The audience.
Because we all got to see two billionaires cosplay WWE in a tech-infused circus.
Joe Rogan: “I… I have no idea what just happened. But I want more.”
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Meme Caption:
“When your egos are so big, even the ring can’t hold them 😂💥”