#TrumpVsMusk
Crypto Edition 🤖🧠
Trump yells, “Crypto? I only trust gold, it’s shiny—like me!”
Musk replies, “Gold doesn’t build Mars cities. DOGE does.”
Trump scoffs, “Dogecoin? I thought that was a shampoo.”
Musk smirks, “Says the guy who tried to launch a coin called ‘TRUMPSTER.’”
Meanwhile, the markets just want peace… and less volatility.
Trump wants regulation. Musk wants innovation.
The SEC? Probably wants a nap.
One thing’s clear: if these two ran a crypto project together, it’d moon from drama alone.
Now imagine a token named ELONALD—to the moon or jail? 🚀💥
