#TrumpVsMusk When the heat’s on, who you gonna call? 😉

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Elon and Trump’s showdown just turned the market into a wild party—Tesla’s stumbling, SpaceX’s future’s uncertain, and crypto’s riding a rollercoaster with billions lost. While they’re busy throwing shade and firing shots, I’m here to keep you cool and in the know. Need a little help navigating this drama? Just slide into my DMs—I promise I’ll make your crypto journey way more fun (and way less stressful). After all, every great story needs a little spark. Ready to light it up? 😉

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