#TrumpVsMusk

🤼‍♂️ Trump vs. Musk: When Billionaires Argue, Crypto Gets Hurt

Elon calls Trump's bill "garbage."

Trump retorts: "No more Tesla contracts!"

Elon: "Let's impeach this guy." 💥

🚨 Meanwhile in the crypto country:

• $TRUMP memecoin: -12%

• Tesla: -15%

• Dogecoin: thrown like a frisbee

• Crypto market: -$230B (RIP)

Investors watching the drama like:

🧍💸 "My portfolio did not sign up for this."

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Lesson learned:

Don’t let your wallet get stuck in a billionaire breakup. HODL your coins, not your emotions. 😂 😆😆😆