#TrumpVsMusk

Oh wow, look at this — nobody has any clue why crypto is cratering today. Especially the altcoins. Total mystery, right? Let me check my notes… Ah yes, it must be because Trump and Musk had a disagreement. Like, literally, that’s the entire thesis now.

Of course. Because nothing says "financial analysis" like blaming market movement on two billionaires not being besties anymore. Real institutional-grade insight right there.

But nah, seriously — people are just bored, salty, and low-key desperate to panic-sell the second anything gets confusing. Which, honestly? Fantastic. Let the weak hands fold. When the last of the bagholders finally rage-quits and sells the dip into the void, that’s when we get the glorious bottom of the altcoin bear market. The floor is lava — but only until it isn’t. Time to start looking for those green shoots, folks.