🚨 Urgent from Wall Street:
The company "Circle" has officially decided to go public, which means no more excuses, you have to become a professional investor, even if by luck! 😎📈
So, imagine with me:
People were investing in green tea and vegetarian pizza... and today? USDC is coming to tell you "Let me get the capital in properly" 😤💰
Hey folks, if you’re wasting your money on subscriptions you don’t use, or coffee every day for 20 riyals... why not become a shareholder in the future? 😏
The money you wasted on shawarma... could have bought you a share and watched it soar 🚀 (or drop, but we’ll laugh together).
My dear followers, get ready for the public offering as if we’re entering a financial fashion show... no one should come without an investment portfolio and a smile of optimism 😂📊
Come on, give us your opinion...
Do you expect the price to rise like your grandmother's cooking talent?
Or will it drop like your friend's promise who said: "I’ll transfer you tomorrow"? 🤡
Follow me and let’s keep track of the financial drama together, laughter is guaranteed and investment "maybe" 😅
