She is a famous "chain-raising goddess" in the crypto circle,
Having slept with incubator partners, and also being voted into the governance group by the fund,
Without code in hand, without wallet private keys, but with a mouth that can exchange for project dividends.
I am her "on-chain lover", supported by her,
Every day helping her complete Solv tasks, interact with the vault, write API scripts,
Exchanged for her whispering in a tank top beside me late at night: "You still need 8 more votes, can you try a bit harder?"
She said: "You don't need to understand the relationship between RWA and BTC,"
You just need to obey, raise Solv's votes to 66 per account, and I'll let you stay at her place tonight.
She was wrapped in a sheet on the sofa, holding a Ledger wallet in her hand,
The voice is lazy but carries a commanding tone.
I asked her: "Are you really investing in projects? Or are you investing in me?"
She smiled and said: "Who writes the future of BTC depends on who brushes fast."
🧠 Solv is her weapon, I am her computing power
In the task list I configured for her, it was already written:
• Prize pool one interactive script
• Prize pool two automatic staking solvBTC script
• Prize pool three daily snapshot synchronization
• BRO smart contract address binding instructions
I am not a boyfriend, I am her "on-chain beacon".
And she -
She is the "Queen of the RWA Masquerade Ball" in the Solv vault.
On the day of the airdrop distribution, I secretly set the on-chain snapshot to my own wallet.
All her prize ticket interaction records are written on the proxy contract I built,
Her wallet - can't get any money; mine - received 1760U.
She broke down: "How dare you?"
I said: "Didn't you say - the future of BTC depends on who can brush fast?"
✅ Solv technical part
• Solv is the on-chain profit protocol for BTC, an official On-Chain Yield collaboration project with Binance
• BTC earns interest daily after staking, annualized at 3.9%, no need to sell coins or adjust positions
• The prize pool distributes dividends from RWA bond interest, it's not just air, it's on-chain debt assets
• Already connected to BlackRock BUIDL fund, Hamilton Lane SCOPE, and passed halal certification
• Become the world's first BTC vault project supporting Middle Eastern sovereign fund investments
• The SOLV token is the core of governance rights, all profit control relies on it being bound
She thought she was controlling me,
But she didn't realize that I was using Solv to turn her back into a 'data orphan' from the blockchain.
🎯 I am now participating in Solv vault governance, managing the distribution of BTC RWA bond profits.
She used a small account to ask me: "Do you remember what tank top I wore that day?"
I didn't reply.
But I proposed a new rule:
"All airdrop addresses must be bound to on-chain task signatures, otherwise they cannot participate in the next round of bond dividends."
💬 • Solv, isn't it the most cost-effective 'desire converter' on-chain?
• For BTC to achieve on-chain profit, does it really need to go through an "emotional detachment" first?
• Are you brushing votes for money, or to write your own script?
📢 There are no real feelings on-chain, only computing power and structure