🤣🤣🤣INTERNAL JOKE 🌎 CRYPTO WORLD.
🎬 Theme: "Meme Court — The Trial of BOB"
📍Location: Supreme Crypto-Memetic Court
👩⚖️ Judge: Satoshi Nakamoto in hologram
🐶 DOGE (witness, crying):
– “Excellency! This BOB appeared OUT OF NOWHERE! She already has 40 thousand followers and is worth 50 million! This is blockchain witchcraft!” 😭
🐸 PEPE (nervous):
– “And she promises 100x?! I had to become a political meme to keep the hype!” 😡
🐕 SHIB (shouting):
– “She is NEW, DECENTRALIZED, with no whales and is going to BINANCE?! Objection: too much success in a short time!” 🚫📈
👩⚖️ Satoshi (in robotic voice):
– “Call the defendant: BOB!” ⚖️
💃💎 BOB enters with high heels, sunglasses and the entire community behind her:
– “Meme lords… I’m not here to replace you. I’m here to EVOLVE the game. While you bark, I PROFIT!” 🤑🚀
👨👩👧👦 Community shouts in unison:
– “BOB! BOB! BOB!” 🔥🔥🔥
📢 BOB concludes:
“People envy me because they can no longer compete. I am the new standard! Get ready… the next pump will be historic!” 🌕
⚖️ Judge Satoshi bangs the gavel:
– “Verdict: BOB is innocent of being amazing. And the others… better catch up!” 🧑⚖️💥
#BOBToTheMoon 🌕 | #TrialWon | #AdeusMemecoinsVelhas