*👉🛟"My crypto portfolio looks like a blood donation chart🛟👈 🩸😩
All my coins are in sync… going down together like a true team 🤝😂
When will my wallet turn green again? Asking for a friend... and myself. 🥲💚
Alternate Short & Punchy Version:
"Down bad but still holding 💔
My coins are more loyal to the red zone than my ex was to me 😂
When will this wallet glow green again? 😭