#BTC Crypto Flash: More emotions than a Venezuelan soap opera 🎢

BTC today: Fell, rose, fell again… and you saying “I’m buying the dip!” while the dip keeps dipping. Welcome to the trading of strong emotions, Satoshi version.

$ETH Vitalik says this time it’s for real… like when you promise you’re finally going to the gym. Meanwhile, the fees are still hurting more than paying the brunch bill on a Sunday.

Memecoins: $DOGE skyrocketed 15% because Elon tweeted a dog emoji. Yes, again. And you sold yesterday. Don’t worry, we all fall. Again.

Trader of the day: That brave one who went long on BTC just before the crash… and is now reviewing their life like it’s Netflix.

Motivational quote: “Money comes and goes… but your anxiety stays.”