Hold on, BlackRock is buying $ETH ? The same BlackRock that probably just finished their 15-year study on why $BTC was a "niche asset"? 😂
Suddenly, it's not "internet money" anymore, it's "institutional-grade digital gold." Funny how that works, isn't it?
So, question for the OGs: Do we send them a welcome basket, or a bill for all the early adoption stress? Asking for a friend... and the entire crypto community. 😉
