"Hey everyone, those who opened Binance thinking they are the Wolf of Wall Street! 😂
Hashtag #Binance made me discover that:
- **The "Buy/Sell" button** is slower than my ex's response! 🐢💔
- **Candlestick charts** stress me out more than my uncle's birthday candle! 🕯️🔥
- **The green light** when you see it: "Yaaaay!"... but then your deposit disappears! 💸👻
- **Recommendations:** "Buy Hirambe now!"... then a second later: "The meme coin crashed!"
Sorry buddy, I don’t want conspiracy... I want money! 😭
- **Updates:** Binance wants to update the app every day... and I want to remember my password! 🔑
The summary of the experience:
"Trading teaches you strong willpower...
Or makes you go sell your kidney on the black market!" 🚑💔
I wish I understood that #Crypto_Trading is not a game like *Candy Crush*!
What’s the worst decision you made on #Binance? 👇"
