If Crypto Were a Pakistani Wedding 💍🚀
Okay, listen up! If crypto investing was like a Pakistani wedding, here’s how it goes:
💁♀️ $BTC? That dependable uncle who always shows up early, looks serious but you know you can trust him.
💃 $ETH is the glam cousin who’s always stealing the spotlight and making big moves.
🎉 Altcoins? Oh, those are the random guests who show up, party hard, then disappear the next day.
And me? I’m just over here nervously clutching my chai, hoping to catch the bouquet — or, you know, a lucky moonshot.
Tag your crypto squad 👇😂
