🤯 The Average Day of a Binance Trader:
7:00 AM: Wake up. Not to birds, but to an alert that SHIBA INU is up 30%.
7:05 AM: Regret not buying SHIBA INU. Promise to “buy next dip.”
7:07 AM: Buy top.
7:15 AM: SHIBA drops 40%. You blame the whales, the Fed, and your cousin Dave.
9:00 AM: Tell yourself it’s “long-term.”
9:02 AM: Flip to 50x leverage on something called OptimusPepe420.
10:00 AM: Liquidated. Again.
10:01 AM: Google “Can I write off emotional losses on taxes?”
10:15 AM: Decide to learn TA. Watch 1 YouTube video and now call yourself “The Chart Whisperer.”
