1. "The $5 Dream"
Me: Buys $5 worth of a meme coin on Binance
Also Me: “I will now check the chart every 3 minutes for the next 6 months.”
🔄 Refresh... still $5.01
🚀 “I’m gonna make it.”
2. "Binance Traders Be Like"
📈 Coin: Up 1%
🧠 Brain: “This is it. Lambo season starts today.”
📉 Coin: Down 0.5%
💀 Heart: “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”
3. "Day in the Life of a Binance User"
Morning: “I’m only checking the charts once today.”
Afternoon: has 14 tabs open, TradingView running, RSI at 73
Evening: “Why am I emotionally attached to a token called FluffyDogeMoon?”
4. "Binance Portfolio Check Starter Pack"
Wallet: -27% 📉
Emotions: -89% 😩
Hope: 0%
Still buying dips like a champ 👑
5. "New Token Drops on BNB Chain"
Me: “I will not FOMO in.”
Also Me 2 mins later: Buys the top with 3x leverage
Narrator: “He fomo’d.”