The Federal Reserve's meeting has become a large-scale blame-shifting event! Powell leans on a cane while doing Tai Chi on Capitol Hill, pretending to talk about 'research on emerging market currency logic,' but in reality, he's throwing the mess of the dollar runaway after the collapse of the gold standard directly onto Yellen — is the currency fluctuation all the Treasury's fault? The old hands on Wall Street immediately understood: this is clearly a cover for the impending dollar crash! Morgan Stanley's latest report has sentenced it to death: the dollar index will definitely break 95 in Q4, softer than overcooked pasta, while global capital is heading towards the Eurozone and Swiss Franc with $3 trillion in cash, and Tokyo's foreign exchange market is still congested at 3 AM!
What’s even more frustrating is that old Powell treats the economic outlook as a hot potato, mentioning not a word about non-farm payroll data or CPI inflection points, acting like a ruthless teacher who says 'no highlights' before a final exam, infuriating Goldman Sachs traders who smashed their coffee cups on the Bloomberg terminal! The data doesn’t lie: the dollar trade-weighted index plummeted by 12% in three months, even Saudi princes are secretly transferring 5 billion oil dollars to RMB accounts, and the short positions in dollar options at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange have reached a three-year high — this is not a monetary policy hearing, it's clearly a rehearsal for the funeral of dollar hegemony!
Musk’s 130 days of political power come to a sudden end! The understanding king plays the Silicon Valley Iron Man to death.
Did you think acquiring Twitter was a political ticket? Musk is repeatedly pressed into the mud by the understanding king's team in Washington! The so-called 'American Revival Act' claims to cut $2 trillion in spending, but the Congressional Budget Office counters: the deficit is bound to soar to $2.5 trillion by 2035! During a closed-door meeting, Musk slammed the table: 'Are you using a calculator as a firecracker?' Even more absurd is the entire resignation process kept secret, even the chief policy advisor's resignation letter was passed by the secretary through a side door, the understanding king didn’t even offer a cup of coffee, colder than firing 35-year-old employees at big firms!
The backyard of the old home is even more ablaze: Tesla's Q1 net profit plummeted by 71%, the Shanghai Gigafactory's production capacity was cut to the knee, the Berlin factory was fined €200 million by the EPA, and its market value evaporated by 330 billion RMB, with shareholders in Austin headquarters pulling banners saying 'Musk go back to the garage and make cars!' SpaceX's Starship's third test flight blew up into fireworks, with the engine nozzle melting video viewed over 100 million times on TikTok, Middle Eastern tycoons tearing up a $1.2 billion order on the spot and turning to China's Blue Arrow Aerospace; the most suicidal move was cutting 250,000 civil servant jobs in Washington, directly offending the military-industrial complex and pharmaceutical lobby, the understanding king privately cursed him for 'ruining all my swing state votes!' Now, it's all good, with a consultant title hanging, waiting for the 2028 election to smash $2 billion in ammunition — this breakup drama is even more dramatic than 'Succession,' when the leeks can't see that you are just cutting each other's leeks?
The Century Slaughter in the Crypto Circle! Retail Investors with the Cutting Knife, Wall Street Building the Wall!
Retail investors are still cutting ETH and chasing SOL at 3 AM? BlackRock's quantitative robots are eyeing the US stock market opening to make a big pull! Coinbase data shows: BlackRock sold 7,000 BTC last week and bought back 26,000 ETH, MicroStrategy is even fiercer, issuing junk bonds with a 10% annual interest to sweep up, with the latest holdings at 538,000 BTC (as of May 31), worth $42 billion, CEO Saylor mocked on Twitter: 'Falling below $80,000? Just right to turn the company cafeteria into a Bitcoin vending machine!'
Now look at us retail investors: following the 'big V' to shout short on ETH and chase after meme coins, resulting in SOL dropping back to 2022 lows, XRP being rendered a vegetable by the SEC lawsuit, while ETH, which was criticized for 'merger failure,' stubbornly holds at $1900, with on-chain DeFi locked assets increasing by 18% weekly, and the foundation pouring $50 million into a global roadshow — while we are cutting losses, Wall Street is building a financial empire for Ethereum with golden bricks? The most outrageous part is that the understanding king's government plays a hidden agenda: allowing 401(k) pensions to buy coins as a favorable signal, which CEO of any listed company would dare to open this door? They would be sued into bankruptcy by the union in minutes! The Senate suddenly throws out the (GENIUS Act) to raid regulation on stablecoins, both parties play lightning war in the meeting room, in fact, providing escort for Circle's 50 billion RMB IPO — this calculation is so loud that even Satoshi Nakamoto's coffin board is shaking!
Consensys is even more ruthless, directly giving MetaMask biometric locks after acquiring Web3Auth, so 35% of the retail investors who don’t back up their private keys no longer have to worry about losing coins? Wrong! This is because they are afraid you will write your mnemonic phrase on a sticky note for the cleaning lady to pick up! Look at the institutional holdings: BlackRock's ETH position surged by 40% in two weeks, Grayscale's GBTC premium narrowed from -45% to -12%, while retail investors are still slapping their thighs at a 100-point fluctuation — when you draw resistance levels on the K-line chart, Wall Street is using your selling chips to reinforce the Federal Reserve's debt dam!
The Ultimatum: Will You Be a Leek or a Rational Person?
Don't believe those 'Federal Reserve interest rate reversal' nonsense! The big sharks were already sweeping up goods when ETH was at $1600 and BTC at $85,000, and now that the market has just started to rise, the experts are once again shouting 'buy the dip' — the cognitive gap is crushing all technical analysis! So what if Musk is kicked out of the core circle? He left with $1.5 billion in government subsidies, turning around to install Chinese bearings on the Starship; while you are cursing Ethereum's high gas fees, BlackRock's financial engineers are building an ETH interest rate swap platform, preparing to stuff Ether into global pension asset-liability statements!
There has never been a savior in the crypto world, only the difference between a sickle and fuel. When the lights in the Federal Reserve meeting room are on all night, when Wall Street traders are looking at K-lines in the bathroom, they are not betting on the rise and fall of a certain cryptocurrency, but on the cognitive gap of the entire retail investor group. Now open your wallet and take a look: are you adding bricks to someone else's financial empire, or building your own cognitive moat?
