😹 BREAKING: Elon Musk Tries to Buy the MOON... Again! 🌕💰🚀

In a move that shocked literally no one, Elon reportedly offered 1 BILLION Dogecoin to NASA to officially rename the Moon to "Muskland."

When asked why, he casually replied:

🧠 "I’ve got Twitter, Tesla, and SpaceX... felt like the Moon was just sitting there looking unbranded."

NASA declined.

The Moon responded:

🌝 “I’m not ready for that kind of relationship.”

MOON POLL TIME! 🌑✨

If Elon did own the Moon, what would be his first move?

👇 Sound off in the comments!

A. ⚡ Tesla Supercharger (for lunar roadsters?)

B. 🐶 Doge Mining Rig (to the moon, literally)

C. 🛠️ Mars-Moon Tunnel (Uber ride to Mars?)

D. 🖼️ Meme Museum (curated by X itself)