Elon Musk Just Tried to Buy the Moon... Again! 🌕🚀

BREAKING NEWS 📰

Elon Musk reportedly offered 1 billion Dogecoin to NASA to “rename the Moon to 'Muskland'”.

When asked “Why?”, he replied:

🧠 “Because I already own Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX — now it’s time for a celestial rebrand!”

Meanwhile, the Moon said:

🌝 "I was fine being single..."

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Audience Gigas: 👉 If Elon owned the Moon, what would he build first?

A. A Tesla charging station

B. Doge mining rig

C. Mars-to-Moon tunnel

D. Meme museum

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