🚨 $BTC
The excited 🐂 longs are starting to melt under the scorching ☀️ sun of the shorts 🐻. BTC didn’t drop much… but altcoins? They’ve already hit rock bottom ⛏️ and ripped off their long underwear 🩲 — and this is just the beginning 🔥.
The longs foolishly believe the $100K 💰 barrier will hold back the bears 🛡️, but they’re in for a rude awakening 😵💫. We’ll smash through $100K so fast ⚡ the bulls won’t even know what hit them — their undies will be gone before they blink 👀.
And then… the real game begins 🎯. Those who don’t hide will be liquidated 💥. The bulls will taste true liquidation pain 😫, and no one — not even the eternal buyer BlackRock 🏦 — will save them. (May 30: record outflow of $430M 📉)
Meanwhile, Trump 🇺🇸 is struggling to keep the crypto hype alive 💬. Fewer buyers 🧍♂️ are stepping in, while liquidations keep rising 📊.
💎 $ETH
Still holding the line at $2500 🧱, but once BTC blasts through $100K 🚀 — expect brutal red candles 🔴 on ETH, dropping 10–15% in a flash 🕳️. Altcoins will spiral 🌀 into chaos — fear 😱 and panic 😵♂️ will consume the long holders.
But the shorts? They’ll be chilling 😎 in their caps 🧢 and underwear 🩳, grinning wide 😏, watching the bulls scramble 🏃♂️ in total confusion.
🤣 $OM
It's hilarious seeing people buy this “short diamond” 💎⬇️ yelling “moon tomorrow!” 🌕🚀
Reality check: the only thing launching is their underwear — straight off! 🪂🩲