📊 Who are you really in the market?
Hodler-hermit 🧘♂️
Bought in 2021, has been meditating since then. Neither selling nor buying. Only faith and a cold wallet.
Scalper-caffeine addict ☕⚡
Sleeps 3 hours, lives on charts and energy drinks. Catches candles like Naruto catches chakra.
FOMO-trader 🚀
Saw a green candle — jumped in. Saw a red one — sold. Then scratches his head and looks at the sky.
Technical analysis wizard 🔮📈
Draws lines like Picasso. Sees “head and shoulders” even in potatoes.
Twitter-guru 🐦
Doesn't trade without the opinion of a favorite influencer. If Elon is offline — the day is off to a bad start.
"It's just a correction" investor 🫣
Down 60%, but he’s sure everything is going according to plan. DCA cures everything. Probably.
💬 What type of trader are you? Tag yourself in the comments and tag a friend so they can realize their role in this crypto-comedy too!