⚠️ Not all upward curves are worth chasing. 📈🔥

Yeah, I learned that the hard way.

She got that surgery to enhance her backside.

It didn’t go as planned. The curves were… let’s say, more experimental than expected.

To lift her spirits, I cracked a joke:

"Hey, maybe you’ll land a modeling gig with GRANULATED KOLA."

😅

She didn’t laugh. She hung up. 💔

And just like that, I lost more than just a girlfriend — I gained a life lesson:

👉 Not everything that goes up is built right.

And in crypto? Same rules apply.

You’ll see coins shoot up overnight — hype flying, influencers screaming, “TO THE MOON!” 🚀

But look closer…

🪙 Do they have real utility, or are they just digital fluff?

🧠 Are the founders legit builders or just marketing wizards with diamond hands and empty plans?

💧 Is there liquidity? Or will you be stuck holding a bag no one wants?

In a world full of tempting curves, flashy candles, and FOMO traps…

Don’t get caught drooling over what just looks good.

Because that beautiful chart could leave you broke and brokenhearted. 💸💔

Stay sharp. Investigate.

And remember:

Healthy curves rise for a reason. 📊